137 Fall Jokes That’ll Leaf You Laughing in 2025
Fall jokes are like pumpkin pie; everyone loves them. They’re an indelible part of fall activities, Halloween parties and Thanksgiving family activities, where everyone gets together to carve pumpkins, gobble turkey and share laughs. To get the festivities underway, we’ve put together some great fall jokes, complete with hilarious fall jokes like “what’s a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?” (it’s "suckers") and “what do you call the tiniest apple in the world?” (an apple-teenie). We’ve even thrown in a few autumn jokes for kids, as well as Halloween jokes, in honor of one of the funnest fall holidays around.
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Autumn Jokes For Kids
The sweetest part of being a parent is getting your kids to laugh. It’s those silly moments of playful banter that make family time extra special and goofing around with your kids is a great way to help them develop a sense of humor. And with summer wrapping up and the little ones getting their Halloween costumes ready, we thought we’d start by sharing the funniest autumn jokes for kids.
1. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
2. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.
3. How does the pumpkin listen to music? On vine-yl.
4. What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie? You get autumn-y ache.
5. What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili.
6. What kind of key can’t open doors? Turkey.
7. What is a pumpkin’s least favorite sport? Squash.
8. What do farmers wear when it’s cold? Har-vest.
9. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride? An autumn-mobile.
10. What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber.
11. Why do birds fly south in the fall? It’s too far to walk.
12. What is the cutest season? Awwtumn.
13. What has ears but can’t hear a thing? A cornfield.
14. What does a witch use to style her hair? Scarespray.
15. What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone.
16. What happened when the turkey got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
17. Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? He was already stuffed.
18. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
19. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
20. What kind of apple throws the best parties? Gala apples.
21. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
22. Why don’t vampires eat too much Halloween candy? They’re scared of tooth decay.
23. Why is saying "autumn is better than summer" a mistake? Because that’s a fall-acy.
24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad fall is finally here?
25. Why did the apple join the circus? He loved the apple-ause.
26. What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? “Leaf me alone!”
26. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
27. Why is it hard to work at the apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate.
28. What did the queasy pumpkin say? “I don’t feel so gourd.”
29. What do you call a big jack-o’-lantern? A plump-kin.
30. Where do pumpkins live? Over in the seedy part of town.
31. Where does a pumpkin preach? From the pulp-it.
32. What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? “You’re looking a little sick.”
33. Why do trees hate tests in the fall? Because they get stumped by the questions.
34. What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth.
35. How do trees get on the Internet? They log on.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
37. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
38. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
39. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts.
40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butternut. Butternut who? Butternut head out; it’s freezing out there.
41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice the rain going to stop already?
42. How did the ghost manage to haunt three houses at once? She used Boo-tooth.
43. Why did the guy stay away from carved pumpkins? He didn’t know Jack.
44. What happened to the man who swallowed a corn cob? He needed a corn-oscopy.
45. Why do birds head south in autumn? Because flights are cheaper than in spring.
46. What’s similar between teens and fall weather? Both can be moody and give you the cold shoulder.
47. What should you do if your car slips on wet leaves? Pump-kin the brakes.
48. What do you call a scary tree? A fright-mare.
49. What lives inside an apple and loves to read? A bookworm.
50. Why couldn’t the little witch go trick-or-treating? She got ex-spelled from school.
51. How does a witch know when it’s time to trick-or-treat? She checks her witch watch.
52. What’s a monster’s favorite Halloween treat? Bugs and kisses.
53. Why don’t skeletons eat candy? They don’t have the stomach for it.
54. What kind of car does Frankenstein drive? A monster truck.
55. What do birds hand out on Halloween? Tweets.
56. Where do ghosts go for candy? To dead ends.
57. Who gives Dracula the most candy? His fang club.
58. What flavor candy do ghouls love most? Lemon slime.
Short Fall Jokes For Adults
Who says kids get to have all the fun? Autumn is the perfect season to swap short fall jokes about all sorts of seasonal shenanigans. Pull out these fall jokes for adults over a bonfire or while enjoying pumpkin-spiced lattes at your next fall date night. These cheesy one-liners are also great for your next marketing campaign.
59. What did one tree say to the other in autumn? It’s time to leaf.
60. The pie’s the limit.
61. Sweater safe than sorry.
62. And they all lived apple-y ever after.
63. All good things must fall.
64. Live free or pie trying.
65. Life is gourd.
66. Have a spice-filled day.
67. It’s fall; we’re raking it in.
68. Which month do fires dread the most? No-ember.
69. What kind of dog watches over a pumpkin patch? A gourd dog.
70. What do you call a corn cob dressed up in a bow tie? Dandy corn.
71. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite math subject? Squash-ometry.
72. Why did the mortician leave work early? He was dying to go.
73. Heard about the mean hen? It lays deviled eggs.
74. What kind of witch loves the beach? A sand-witch.
75. How do gourds stay in shape? They keep pumpkin iron.
76. What computers do apples use? Macs.
77. What’s Australia’s biggest fall attraction? The Great Barrier Leaf.
78. Why did the tree sign up for acting classes? It wanted to branch out.
79. Why did the apple pie start crying? Its peelings got hurt.
80. What fruit do scarecrows love most? Straw-berries.
81. Never date a girl named Autumn. She’ll leave you.
82. What kind of movies do pumpkins love most? Pulp Fiction.
83. How do pumpkins say hello? Happy Hollow-ing.
84. What did the ghost put on his ice cream? Whipped scream.
85. What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? Boooots.
86. What do you call witches who live together? Broommates.
87. What do ghosts have in their noses? Boo-gers.
88. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
89. How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from home.
90. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
91. Why don’t zombies hang out with pirates? They’re too salty.
92. What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaains.
93. Why are graveyards so noisy? It’s all that coffin.
94. What do you call a funny pumpkin? A pun-kin.
95. What did the corn say to the farmer? I’m all ears.
96. What do you call a corn who loves comedy? A corn-edy star.
97. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy? Boo-berry.
98. What do you call a tree that can play piano? A grand oak.
99. What do you call a pumpkin who loves music? A gourd-ian.
Hilarious Fall Dad Jokes
The great thing about dad jokes is that they can be about anything. Dad humor is timeless after all. Take this seasonal zinger that we pulled from our collection of funny fall jokes: The Four Seasons were having an argument… Winter bragged, “You can build snowmen and enjoy Christmas. Everyone loves me!” Spring said, “Please. I bring fresh flowers and sunshine; everything comes back to life!” Summer beamed, “Beach days, ice cream and long sunny afternoons — I’m clearly the best!” Autumn just smiled and said, “I’m leaving.”
If you want to keep the puns coming this fall, check out these hilarious and oh-so corny fall dad jokes.
100. What did the leaf call its baby? Rustle.
101. Why wouldn’t the corn play cards? It didn’t want to get husked.
102. Why shouldn’t you gossip in a cornfield? Too many ears.
103. What happens when you don’t pay the exorcist? You get repossessed.
104. How should you talk in an apple library? Use your incider voice.
105. What’s Darth Vader’s favorite apple? The Empire kind.
106. Why did the apple pie go to class? It wanted to be a smart tart.
107. Why was the broom so popular? It swept everyone off their feet.
108. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dessert? Anything sweet and corny.
109. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who? Who who? What are you, an owl?
110. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted to scare people stiff.
111. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s diameter to its circumference? Pumpkin Pi.
112. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy.
113. Why don’t vampires want to work in finance? They can’t stand stakeholders.
114. Why are vampires such bad artists? Because all they do is draw blood.
115. What’s tricky about twin witches? You can never tell which witch is which.
116. How do you make leaves fall off trees? You don’t; they do it autumn-atically.
117. Why do leaves change color every autumn? Because they’ve run out of chlorophyll and they’re running on chloro-empty.
118. Why did the apple pie dump the ice cream? It found someone even sweeter.
119. Someone asked if I had plans for the fall… Took me a minute to realize they meant the season, not the end of the world.
120. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To spice things up.
121. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
122. Why did the cranberries blush? They saw the turkey dressing.
123. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
124. What do you call a leaf that tells tall tales? A fibbing foliage.
125. What do you call a tree with great jokes? A pun-derful tree.
126. How do apples stay fit? They do core workouts.
127. How did the tree land her new job? She had all the right qua-leaf-ications.
128. What did the tree get after its holiday? Paid leaf time.
129. Why did the pumpkin pie book a dentist appointment? It needed a little filling.
130. What’s the best novel to curl up with in the fall? Gourd of the Rings.
131. Heard about the surprised tree? It was in total disbe-leaf.
132. Why wasn’t anyone afraid of the tree? Because its bark was worse than its bite.
133. What do trees in Star Wars say during autumn? May the forest be with you.
134. What did the tree say after passing its exam? That’s a big re-leaf.
135. Autumn yardwork is tough; I’m really feeling the rakes and pains.
136. Why did the tree change colors? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
137. Why was the leaf embarrassed? It had a little fall from grace.
Can you be-leaf how funny these fall jokes are? From puns so corny they might actually grow ears, to a-peeling apple puns and extragourd-inary pumpkin jokes, these fall jokes will have everyone cracking up at your next fall party. Seriously, these funny fall jokes will take your autumn from ordinary to extraordinary.
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