101 Summer Jokes That Are Shore to Make You Laugh in 2025
Bright, sunny days call for plenty of summer jokes to keep you giggling when the scorching, humid weather gets you a little fatigued and exhausted. Whip these one-liners out alongside your best summer date ideas or use the top jokes for kids on a long road trip with the whole family. These jokes may not get you on SNL, but they’re certainly fresh and fun.
This pun-tastic lineup is a wonderful way to spice up a monthly work newsletter or entertain the crowd at the next friend picnic. Memorize a few of your favorites and go wild this summer. Just don’t laugh so hard that you forget the punchline — you wouldn't want to add sweat to sweat.
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- Hilarious Summer Jokes For Kids
- Funny Summer Holiday Jokes
- Hot Summer Jokes For Adults
- Summer Dad Jokes & One-liner Summer Jokes
- Summer Jokes For Work
Hilarious Summer Jokes For Kids
Children are much cleverer than you think. Some of these jokes are real brain teasers for kids, making them think, laugh and groan. These are killer jokes for the summer school carpool or movie night hilarity. Some of them are themed for specific summer events, and some work well in all situations.
1. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? “I’m bacon.”
2. Where do sheep go on vacation? To the Baa-hamas.
3. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it’d be a bay-gull (bagel).
4. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.
5. What’s a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles.
6. What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
7. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
8. What happens to cows that get too much sun? They turn into evaporated milk.
9. What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August? A hot dog.
10. Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.
11. What did the sand say when the tide came in? “I’m shore glad to sea you!”
12. Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them.
13. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
14. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
15. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? I Scream.
16. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sand-witch.
17. What does the sun drink out of? SUN glasses.
18. Why did the ice cream go to school? To become a Smartie sundae.
19. Which tree can fit in your hand? Palm tree.
20. What’s a cat’s favorite summer treat? A mice-cream cone.
21. What did the coconut say when it got stepped on? “I’m cracking up!”
Funny Summer Holiday Jokes
The warm breeze through your hair, a cold drink in hand and a million funny summer jokes at the ready. What better way to spend the summer holiday than with humor and good cheer? These work as jokes for adults or kids, since they’re appropriate for all audiences. Memorize away and get ready to laugh.
22. Why are pirates such great swimmers? Because they just arrrrr!
23. My family went to the beach this holiday — I got sand in my suitcase.
24. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation? Because he already had a trunk!
25. What’s the best day to go to the beach? SUN day!
26. Why did the tomato turn red during summer camp? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What do you call fish who go to summer camp? A “school” of fish!
28. How do you make a lemonade stand at summer camp? You put it in the sun and let it make lemon-aid!
29. What do you call a bear with no teeth at summer camp? A gummy bear!
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award at summer camp? Because it was outstanding in its field.
31. What did one wall say to the other at summer camp? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
32. What’s a snake’s favorite part of summer camp? The “sss” mores!
33. Why did the math book look sad at summer camp? Because it had too many problems to solve!
34. How do you catch a squirrel at summer camp? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
35. Why don’t vampires like summer camp? They can’t “stake” the heat!
36. What’s a campfire’s favorite song? “It’s getting hot in here!”
37. Why did the computer go to summer camp? It needed to refresh its memory!
38. What do you call campfire jokes? A pun-ting campfire!
39. Why did the bicycle go to summer camp? To get a new "chain" of friends.
40. What did the ocean say to the camper? Nothing, it just waved!
41. Why did the tent break up with the sleeping bag? It found someone more supportive.
Hot Summer Jokes For Adults
There aren’t that many holidays in the summer for adults, unless you're taking your vacay. It’s pretty much just the Fourth of July and Labor Day, so you’ve got to make the most of these special summer days. The following jokes are a great way to commemorate this time.
Break them out when the conversation gets dull or you’re entertaining the other grillmasters. Don’t be deterred if the first joke doesn’t get a laugh. You’ll get them giggling by the third.
42. What’s the most mathematical aspect of summer? The tan lines.
43. Why didn’t summer have any friends? Because she wasn’t cool enough.
44. What do you call a sunburned librarian? Well red!
45. What do you call a sunburned potato? A hot spud!
46. Why did the battery go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge.
47. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea.
48. What kind of race is never run? A pool race.
49. Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because if they don't, they peel!
50. What do you call a snowman in the summer time? A puddle.
51. How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it.
52. Why do seashells never shower? Because they wash up on the beach.
53. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
54. How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter!
55. How do you know if the ocean is friendly? It waves.
56. What do you call a lazy axe on a summer's day? A chillax.
57. Why did the jellyfish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
58. What did the sun bring a suitcase for? Because it wanted to travel light!
59. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
60. Why was the math book always happy at summer camp? Because it had so many solutions.
61. What do you call it when you get sunburned in Hawaii? A tropic blunder.
Summer Dad Jokes & One-liner Summer Jokes
The joy of Dad jokes is the fight between wanting to burst into laughter versus wanting to roll your eyes. There’s nothing that says summer fun like whipping out a classic one-liner and making all your kids (or friends) groan. These jokes are perfectly summer-themed and easy to memorize. Try to keep at least five in your back pocket at all times. If you’re feeling extra creative, you can even make up your own summer Dad jokes. All you have to do is get out your thesaurus and bring your best pun game.
62. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
63. What did the watermelon say to its sweetheart? “You’re one in a melon.”
64. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon.
65. Where can you find an ocean with no water? On the map.
66. How do you find the archery range at summer camp? Follow the arrows.
67. Where do shoes go for summer vacation? Boot camp.
68. What vacation spot only allows birds? The Canary Islands!
69. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the summer tournament? In case he got a hole in one!
70. Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!
71. What does a bee do when it’s hot? He takes off his yellow jacket!
72. Why did the broken GPS go to magic school? It excelled at mis-direction.
73. Why don’t skeletons fight in summer? Because they don’t have the guts!
74. Why did the popsicle break up with summer? It just couldn’t handle the cold shoulder.
75. Why was the book worried about back-to-school season? It didn’t want to be judged by its cover.
76. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream!
77. What do you call a boardwalk that tells jokes? A pun-way.
78. Where do crayons go for vacation? Colorado.
79. Why did the hipster wear a flannel in the summer? He wore flannel before it was cool.
80. What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-TOAD sandals.
81. When do you go on red and stop on green? Eating watermelon.
Summer Jokes For Work
The summer months are often filled with work bonding, conferences, and water cooler chat. These are some funny summer jokes that get the ball rolling at these events. Don’t worry; they’re all completely work-appropriate and HR approved. Use these short jokes for adults whenever you get the urge to lighten the mood or engage in some fun bonding.
82. What does the farmer say on the last day of summer? Oh my gourd!
83. Why don’t remote workers take summer vacations? Because every day feels like a staycation with a laptop!
84. What do you call a meeting scheduled at 4 PM on a Friday in summer? Cruel and unusual punishment.
85. I asked if I could leave work early the other day and the boss said “Yes, if you make up the time.” So I said “Sure, it’s twenty past fourteen.”
86. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
87. My boss told me to have a good day … so I went home.
88. I used to work for a thermal energy company. It was hot stuff.
89. Why was the office thermostat happy in summer? It finally got to raise its degrees.
90. What’s an office worker’s favorite drink in summer? “Chill”-ade.
91. Why did the laptop hire sunscreen? To guard against screen burn.
92. Why did the stapler go on vacation? It needed to unbind.
93. What do HR employees say at summer picnics? Let’s keep it “cool” and within policy.
94. Why did the copier break down in summer? It couldn’t handle the paper jam heat.
95. What did the scientist wear to work on a hot summer day? Gene shorts.
96. What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break? Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
97. What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory? Re-apply!
98. Humpty Dumpty’s summer last year was terrible. But he had a great fall.
99. What is the thieves’ favorite summer drink? Heist tea.
100. When is it safe to dive into a pool? It deep ends.
101. Why did the manager bring sunglasses to the meeting? The future looked bright.
You don’t need to be a stage-worthy comedian to bring joy and laughs to your family, friends, and coworkers. These short summer jokes are playful and season-appropriate. One of the best summer bucket list ideas includes memorizing all the jokes in this list. Just make sure to focus on memorization and not laughing.
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