127 Spring Jokes to Put a Little ‘Hop’ in Your Step in 2025
Hilarious Spring jokes and one-liners are like vibrant yellow daffodils: cheerful, unexpected, and they tend to pop up when they want to, whether you're ready or not. As the season of soft breezes, sneezes and sunshine blooms around us, it’s only fitting that we dust off our punniest material and let the giggles grow like the prettiest beds of flowers on the proudest neighbors' lawns. After all, laughter is the best fertilizer for brightening even the gloomiest April day, and nothing says “Spring” quite like a well-timed pun that blooms just when you need to hear it the most.
Ever wondered what budding flowers say when they’re surprised? Or why bumble bees are so good at telling well-timed knock-knock jokes? Whether you’re searching for short Spring jokes or slightly corny Spring jokes to share with dad, you are in the right place. Get ready to tiptoe through the tulips of comedy as we inspire you with the best Spring jokes in full bloom. They are buzzing with excitement and ready to help you to feel inspired and make everyone in the room laugh out loud and maybe roll their eyes or even cry a tear or two as they giggle.
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- Hilarious Spring Jokes For Kids
- Corny Spring Dad Jokes
- Funny Spring Jokes For Work
- Short One-liner Spring Jokes
- Spring Jokes For Teachers
Hilarious Spring Jokes For Kids
Jokes for kids are all about silly setups, goofy punchlines, and guaranteed giggles. They're the kind of clean, clever fun that even grown-ups can’t help but smile at, and they're fun to collect and share at your Springtime birthday parties or BBQs. This sampling is sure to make you smile, even if your kids roll their eyes after they've heard them a few too many times.
1. Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a bee comes after it!
2. Why did the worm cross the ruler?
He wanted to become an inchworm!
3. What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
4. What do you call a grumpy and short-lived Spring flower?
A snappy dragon!
5. How do April showers bring May flowers?
With a little plant magic and a lot of muddy shoes.
6. What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
Bee-gonias.
7. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
8. What did the flower say after it told a joke?
"I’m just budding with humor!"
9. What is a frog’s favorite food?
French flies.
10. What season is best for using a trampoline?
It’s gotta be Spring, of course!
11. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear.
12. Why was the bee buzzing about Spring?
It could not bee-lieve how warm it was!
13. What did one flower say to the other?
"Hey, bud! How’s it growing?"
14. What falls but never gets hurt?
Spring rain.
15. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
He wanted to grow a watermelon!
16. What did the tree wear to the Spring party?
Leaves of course!
17. Why do flowers always drive so fast?
Because they put the petal to the metal!
18. Why do we never tell secrets in a garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
19. What did the rain say to the flower?
"I’ve got you covered."
20. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
21. Why did the bird go to school in Spring?
To improve its tweeting!
22. How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips!
23. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
24. What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!
25. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a flower?
A baaah-d bloom!
26. Why did the squirrel swim in the birdbath?
Because it wanted to try a little Spring cleaning!
Corny Spring Dad Jokes
They’re the groan-worthy gold of the Spring joke world and so bad, they’re actually great. Corny Spring dad jokes are packed with puns and perfectly timed eye-rolls. Every dad has a few in his back pocket, even during Thanksgiving, and these are some of the best!
28. How does the bee keep his hair so neat during Spring?
With a little honeycomb.
29. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the Spring party?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house and the music was really uplifting!
30. Why did the baseball team bring flowers to the game in Spring?
Because they wanted to pitch a little bloom.
31. What do you call a soccer player who loves gardening in the Spring?
A goal digger.
32. Why are flowers so inspired?
Because they root for each other.
33. How do runners stay cool during Spring marathons?
They always Spring into action and leaf their worries behind.
34. Why did the rake break up with the shovel in Spring?
Because the shovel was always digging up old dirt, but the rake just wanted to smooth things over!
35. What did the garden hoe say to the watering can at the Spring party?
“You really know how to pour on the charm, but I’m here to dig into some fun!”
36. Why did the lawn mower apply for a job in Spring?
Because it wanted to cut down on its grass expenses and really trim the competition!
37. How does a Spring trowel stay so calm under pressure?
It knows when to dig in and when to let things slide and is always ready to turn things around.
38. Why did the plant get arrested?
It was a stalk-er.
39. How did the tree feel at the beginning of Spring?
It was re-leafed.
40. Why was the Easter bunny feeling so shy?
He was having a bad hare-day.
41. What do you call a frog who loves Spring cleaning?
A toadally neat freak!
42. What do call a sheep that steals Easter eggs and runs away?
A woolly jumper fleecing the scene of the crime.
43. I gained a little weight over the winter.
Now I have Spring rolls.
44. How do you make February March?
You can’t, but April May.
45. What do you call a squirrel who loves Spring picnics?
A nutty enthusiast!
46. Why did the wasp smell so bad?
He had bee o.
47. Why does April smell so good?
Because April showers.
48. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
Because it couldn't reach the petals.
49. If April showers bring May flowers, what does a May flower bring?
Pilgrims.
50. How do plants greet each other in Spring?
“Hey, bud!”
51. Why did the chick bring a phone to the nest?
To egg-splain all the new Spring trends!
52. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
53. April showers are here.
Water you gonna do about it?
Funny Spring Jokes For Work
According to the Mayo Clinic, laughter is a great stress reliever, and who couldn’t use a little stress relief at work? If you need some cubicle comedy to survive the 9-to-5, learn how to tell a joke. This Spring joke section is packed with jokes of the day for work and short jokes for adults that are office appropriate but cheeky enough to earn a well-deserved coffee break chuckle.
54. Why is the florist so happy in the Spring?
Because business is blooming!
55. Why is Spring the best time to go to a bakery?
Because it never runs out of flower.
56. What do gardeners wear on their legs?
Garden hose.
57. I think I want a job cleaning mirrors, it’s something I could really see myself doing.
58. My friend got a Ph.D. in washing machines, now they call him the spin doctor.
59. Did you hear about that brand-new broom that just came out this Spring?
It’s sweeping the nation.
60. Why is Spring the best time to start a gardening business?
You can really rake in the cash.
61. Why did the farmer bury all his money in Spring?
To make his soil rich.
62. What’s the best way to create a bouncy pool?
By adding Spring water.
63. When’s the best time to wash your Slinky?
During Spring cleaning.
64. What do you call an emergency in Spring?
May Day.
65. What do bees wear in the rain?
Their yellow jackets.
66. Been washing my trampoline.
Seemed time to do some Spring cleaning.
67. The bees are having a great Spring—they’re getting plenty of buzz iness.
68. I’m so excited for Spring, I wet my plants.
69. A priest, an imam and a rabbit meet at an Easter Egg Hunt. The rabbit turns to the others and says "Guys, I think I might be a typo."
70. The Easter Bunny says to the chick, "I don’t trust stairs, they’re up to something." The chick answers, "Well, I have a fear of elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid them."
71. Two trout end up in a tank.
One said "how do you drive this thing?"
The other one replied, "OMG IT'S A TALKING FISH!!!"
72. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
73. Why do ducks need feathers?
To cover up their butt quacks!
74. How do you make holy water in Easter?
Boil the hell out of it.
75. I was wondering why my frisbee was getting bigger and bigger....
Then it hit me.
76. If you clean a vacuum cleaner during Spring cleaning, you become a vacuum cleaner.
77. Why can’t a cow be a foot model?
Because they lactose.
78. What did the keyboard say when it lost it's job in Spring?
“Shift happens.”
Short One-liner Spring Jokes & Puns
Looking to add laughs to your seasonal plans? Sometimes you just need a little snappy one-liner to spark some laughter and invite a few smiles. These short one-liner Spring jokes are the perfect way to break the ice, especially if you're testing out Spring date ideas that could benefit from that perfect dash of charm.
79. I promise to stop talking about Spring flowers, once and floral.
80. It’s Spring so my resting beach face is back.
81. A peony for your thoughts.
82. I really dig gardening in the Spring. I’m sow into it!
83. Leaf me alone. I’m enjoying Spring.
84. Spring is simply ah-May-zing.
85. Before I begin my next Spring joke, I must say,
86. Thistle be the best Spring yet!
87. I want to hear some gardening music. Lettuce turnip the beet!
88. Gardening is a budding interest of mine.
89. Bees are on their best bee-hive-our in Spring.
90. If you need me, I’ll just be hanging with my buds this Spring.
91. I fernly believe that Spring is the best season.
92. Spring means it’s out with the cold and in with the hue!
93. Aloe! Is it me you’re looking for?
94. What in carnation is going on here?
95. Let stalk about plants.
96. What did summer say to Spring? “Help, I’m going to fall!”
97. Spring is exciting, but lettuce romain calm and carrot on.
98. Why are Irises so dangerous? They have a violet streak.
99. My flowers came back to life. It must have been a rein-carnation!
100. I love Spring flowers a whole bunch!
101. Don’t be the bud of the joke.
102. Should I plant flowers in April? May as well.
Spring Jokes For Teachers
Teachers deserve a little Spring break for the brain too, and what better way than with lighthearted laughs? These Spring jokes for teachers blend classroom wit with jokes for adults and kids that are smart, clean, and just cheeky enough to make grading papers slightly more bearable. Almost like good mom jokes, that hit differently than those punny dad jokes.
103. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were just too bright!
104. Why did the math book blossom in Spring?
Because it finally solved all its problems.
105. What do you call a Spring test?
A pollen-nation exam, everyone’s sneezing through it!
106. What's my teacher's favorite kind of pickles during Spring reccess? Daffo-dills.
107. What did the pencil say to the paper in Spring?
“I’m totally drawn to you.”
108. Why don’t teachers get Spring break off?
Because grading waits for no season.
109. How do teachers feel about Spring assemblies?
They’re blooming with chaos.
110. Why did the student sit on the seed packet?
They wanted to grow their knowledge!
111. What’s a tree’s least favorite subject?
Geometry—too many angles!
112. What do you get when you plant a light bulb in Spring?
A power plant.
113. How does the sun listen to music? On his ray-dio.
114. What do you call a well-dressed cub in Spring?
A dandy lion.
115. What kind of bean never grows in the garden?
A jellybean.
116. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite class project?
A transformational essay.
117. What is the best place to plant a spring garden in school?
In kinder-garden.
118. What happens when you cross Spring with schoolwork?
You create a budding scholar!
119. Why did the bird go to the hospital?
He needed tweetment.
120. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A son-flower.
121. You know it’s Spring when your students are more focused on the window than the whiteboard.
122. Grading in Spring feels like planting seeds in concrete, slow, painful and full of hope.
123. What is a baby chick’s favorite plants?
Eggplants.
124. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers.
125. What do sheep do on a warm Spring day?
Have a baa baa cue.
126. How do bees get to school?
On a school buzz.
127. What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?
A lie-lac.
128. What kind of stories do bunnies like best?
One with hoppy endings.
129. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You’re egg-stra special.
130. What kind of bird should you never take to the bank?
A robin.
131. How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds.
As Spring rolls on and the flowers keep blooming, let these short Spring jokes be the sunshine in your day and the pollen you’re actually happy to catch. Whether you're telling corny Spring jokes and tulip puns or chuckling at hilarious Spring jokes about bee banter, remember: laughter, like Spring, is best enjoyed fresh and often. So go ahead, share a joke, plant a smile, and let the good times and creative Spring jokes Spring forth!
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